Would You Rather…?

© 1993-1999 Barry A. Warsaw

There are many more of these conundrums, but so far these are the only one’s I’ve typed in so far. For reference, the very first Would You RaYther…? was this tricky puzzle:

Would you rather

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol,

or

suck all the snot out of a dog’s nose until its head caves in?

As if that wasn’t a hard enough choice…

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Would you rather

survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants,

or

smell the cheese?

Would you rather

be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour,

or

have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather

be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase

“Tuck it in” under threat of being slapped,

or

have a magnetic head?

Would you rather

be born with a refrigerator on your back,

or

have an elephant as a close, personal friend?

Would you rather

have 15 nails hammered into your tongue,

or

have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather

have needles for leg hair,

or

have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word

“the” (ouch).

Would you rather

have eyes that always smile,

or

or a voice that makes people calm?

Would you rather

be able to fly,

or

have the ability to read people’s minds?

Would you rather

lose your keys three days in a row,

or

have your dog eat your birthday cake?

Would you rather

have the power of invisibility,

or

be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather

be able to fortell the future,

or

have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather

be able to stop time while you slept,

or

never need to do laundry?

Would you rather

be able to bring about a lasting world peace,

or

eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather

be debt free,

or

eleven years ahead of schedule?

Would you rather

suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes,

or

be imprisoned?

Would you rather

have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into,

or

spaghetti sauce?

Would you rather

have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck,

or

an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Would you rather

hit every red light for the rest of your life,

or

always be wrong?

Would you rather

catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen,

or

be unable to sit?

Would you rather

Meet the Beatles,

or

eat beetle meat?

Would you rather

Bring home the bacon,

or

be water soluble?

Would you rather

Be a webmaster,

or

know only 7 words (is there a difference)?

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And why?