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 Writings
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My first recorded poem, `The Hippopotamus <hippo.html>`_.

Of the two *Milk Me Daddy* poems, one was written in `1990 <milkme.html>`_ a
slightly shorter version produced in `1994 <milkme2.html>`_ for my entry into
the XEmacs hall of fame.  Hit ``M-x about-xemacs`` and follow the link to
**Other Contributors**.  Some of this nonsense was test-driven on my answering
machine.

"Morty Gordy" was the working title of our `son Max <myboymort.html>`_ before
he was born.  Here's a list of other `potential names <mort.html>`_.  I'm sure
everyone involved is glad we didn't go that route.

**S** ome **P** eople **A** re **M** eshuge.  Like me.  This `little poem
<spam.html>`_ came in handy while testing `the Grail web browser
<http://grail.sourceforge.net>`_.

`Would you rather...? <wyr.html>`_ thought provoking questions.  Tim P., I
know how *you'd** vote!  BTW, "Would you rather" became a meme and a movie
long after **I** invented it!

*Puffy the Frog*.  What can you say about `Puffy the Frog <ptf.html>`_?  If ya
only knew him, you'd love him too.

*Oracle Grovelings* and other `random dumb things are... <oracle.html>`_ ... oh
ferget it.

*Home Remedy* `works for many medical conditions <fpk.HTML>`_.

The *aliterations* are just the result of a series of email exchanges I had
with a friend a few years ago.  His were pretty good too, but I no longer have
them on-line.  As you may have guessed, I started with *L*, and progressed to
the slightly longer *D*, stretching out with *O* and ending quite grotesquely
with *W*.  `I may manage to manipulate more on Monday <alliterations.html>`_.

**KIDS!** here's a `neat introduction to poetry
<http://www.999inks.co.uk/children-guide-to-poetry.html>`_ forms forwarded to
me by a teacher.  Oh, and one of my favorite forms is the `Fib
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fib_(poetry)>`_, based on the Fibonacci
sequence.

Then there's `this guy <https://twitter.com/daffydafuk>`_.  Daphney D. Fuchs
is not a well boy.