Would you rather
slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

As if that wasn't a hard enough choice...

Would you rather
survive a nuclear war only to become the podiatrist to a race of mutants, or
smell the cheese?

Would you rather
be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or
have your eyes glued shut for a day?

Would you rather
be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or
have a magnetic head?

Would you rather
be born with a refrigerator on your back, or
have an elephant as a close, personal friend?

Would you rather
have 15 nails hammered into your tongue, or
have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?

Would you rather
have needles for leg hair, or
have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the" (ouch).

Would you rather
have eyes that always smile, or
or a voice that makes people calm?

Would you rather
be able to fly, or
have the ability to read people's minds?

Would you rather
lose your keys three days in a row, or
have your dog eat your birthday cake?

Would you rather
have the power of invisibility, or
be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?

Would you rather
be able to fortell the future, or
have all the money you will every need?

Would you rather
be able to stop time while you slept, or
never need to do laundry?

Would you rather
be able to bring about a lasting world peace, or
eliminate all hunger and disease?

Would you rather
be debt free, or
eleven years ahead of schedule?

Would you rather
suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or
be imprisoned?

Would you rather
have spaghetti sauce you can sink your teeth into, or
teeth that sink in spaghetti sauce?

Would you rather
have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or
an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Would you rather
hit every red light for the rest of your life, or
always be wrong?

Would you rather
catch a cold after freezing your face in bowl of liquid nitrogen, or
be unable to sit?

Would you rather
Meet the Beatles, or
eat beetle meat?

Would you rather
Bring home the bacon, or
be water soluble?

Would you rather
Be a webmaster, or
know only 7 words (is there a difference)?

And why?